In the almost 25 years of my...my....my...aaaachhhoooo....my existence on Earth, I've come to the conclusion that good things come in small packages only....big units are not cool. take for....for ...for.. .for....aaachhhheeeee.....for example my nose. God blessed me with a really huge nose wherein I can perhaps fit a whole plumbing system of which I....I...I...I aaaa.....(well that was a missed call) ...I am very much in need these days. Does this sound crazy?? Not to me...and not to people who have experienced rainfall from their noses. In my case it's a common occurrence and it need not even be...be...beeeeee.....sniff sniff... be rainy season for it to get going.That's why i said good things come in small packages and running nose is the bane of big units. My nose is right now crying itself hoarse for help and has turned a very unatttttrrrraaaachhhhooooo......unattractive red, but there seems to be no respite because they say there's no cure for common cold. I wonder what sort of a world we live in where scientists have found cure for T.B. and even cancer but not cold?? Anyway, the point is, all my body fluids have picked today to abandon my...my....aachiiii....my body through my nostrils n m feeling dehydrated and parched just like d parched earth in a desert land in the middle of summer. when i speak it sounds like a frog's croaking rather than like a crow's crowing (that's what it sounds like when my nose isn't blocked with God knows what crap)I wish there would be a drought in my nose soon or else my spirits would be washed away in this FLOODONOSE. So until the calm sets in and sniffling becomes a thing of the past, Toodleeoooooaaaacchhhi!! (..sigh..)
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